Certain, Rudy did a horrible job. Trump would have gotten higher authorized recommendation by waterboarding Jeanine Pirro with a couple of slop buckets full of Stoli, however Rudy actually did stick his neck out for Trump. Certain, he might have been hanging out at that Philly dildo store anyway, however with out Trump’s electoral obstinance, at most two or three middle-aged males would have been gawking at him throughout his shambolic jerk-off session … as a substitute of the entire world.
So, naturally, this quick tweet thread from New York Occasions reporter Maggie Haberman is as pathetic as it’s predictable:
For the nontweeters:
Giuliani allies are wanting on the Trump $ – even when it is not $82 million – and are aghast that Trump is not serving to Giuliani with authorized charges. Giuliani’s mates say he’s saying he’s near broke, and his interview w @MelissaRusso4NY makes clear he is aware of he is in authorized jeopardy.
Trump aides have been clear they see no mechanism for paying Giuliani’s authorized payments that isn’t problematic for Trump, they usually assume Giuliani took actions a lawyer ought to have identified have been problematic, even when the consumer needed it.
However that is of word within the context of Trump having had a earlier lawyer who pleaded responsible after which cooperated with an investigation into Trump.
They see no mechanism for paying Giuliani’s authorized payments? How about Venmo? Private checks additionally work. As do Spanish doubloons. Or Bitcoin. Any type of forex, actually. I imply, on the very least, Trump might ship Grampa Fiddle-Pants no matter’s in his pockets proper now, even when it’s only a half-stamped Subway Membership card and some random shekels.
Trump has reportedly constructed a political struggle chest in excess of $100 million, however Giuliani has about as a lot likelihood of seeing even a small portion of it as he does of securing Ivanka’s betrothal.
As for Haberman’s ominous last tweet? Sure, please! What could possibly be extra entertaining than Rudy Giuliani flipping on Donald Trump? Aside from Michael Cohen flipping, that’s.
Rudy’s already professionally and morally bankrupt. Does he should be financially bankrupt, too? Properly, apparently Donald Trump thinks so. And he calls the pictures for all these clowns.
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